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BPredicting when we will be in the mood is not always possible, so it’s hard to be ready all the time. When you are suddenly taken over by the mood, but don’t have your handy toy with you, there are other ways of enjoying the moment. You might not have your toy with you because you’re on vacation or maybe you’re too embarrassed to buy one or maybe you just want to try a dildo for the first time and see if it’s for you. Maybe you’re trying to explore your g-spot? If you want to try find your g-spot, my g-spot vibrator article can help you hit the right spot.
Buttery, soft, and made completely from scratch, this easy homemade biscuit recipe deserves a permanent place in your recipe repertoire. This recipe is made with all butter, no shortening!


There are many different instances where getting caught with a dildo could be embarrassing such as could you imagine getting caught with a vibrator or dildo by airport security?
With just 6 ingredients that I bet you already have on hand, these homemade biscuits are so simple to make and I’ve included plenty of tips (and a video!) to make sure you end up with perfect biscuits every single time.


Or maybe someone finds your hidden dildo?
Freshly baked homemade biscuits


discreet vibrator
Two reasons I’m super excited to share this homemade biscuit recipe with you today:


The first thing I want to do though is to go over health concerns.
One: because homemade biscuits are delicious (obviously) and they’re so easy to make. So many people buy the canned version without realizing that they already have all of the ingredients to make them from scratch in their pantry.


Avoid infection – use a condom. The reason is that there could be bacteria on any of the objects you use and you’re sticking them in a very private part so you want to make sure you don’t get some sort of bacterial infection down there.
The taste of a pre-made biscuit doesn’t hold a candle to a homemade biscuit. Not. even. close. Preservatives and artificial flavors, you aren’t welcome here.
Avoid breakage. The other consideration is that if you’re in the throes of passion, the object you’re using as a dildo could break and you could end up with some sort of object stuck in there which could make for a very awkward emergency room visit.
Avoid pointy items. Surely it goes without saying but don’t put anything that’s pointy that can scratch your insides. Only use smooth objects.
So now it’s diy dildo time. You simply have to be creative and make your own dildo! Below are some ways to make homemade dildos from everyday objects, and some advice on how to safely use them.


cheeky wink model
Two: because ever since I started working on this biscuit recipe a few weeks ago, “Mind Your Own Biscuits” by Kacey Musgraves has been stuck in my head and I’ve been singing it off-key relentlessly.
It’s awkward wink time


Cucumber
Don’t get me wrong, I love Kacey Musgraves and her music, but every time I start singing my dog starts actually crying. It’s sad and hilarious, and if I wasn’t so embarrassed by my terrible singing voice I would have shared a video of it by now. Hopefully, by publishing this recipe I’ll release myself from the endless refrain and the animal abuse will finally stop.
If you are home, don’t have a toy and really in the mood this is one fruit that works great. You will find the best homemade dildos are those that resemble the real deal, long and round. Cucumbers are stiff and sturdy, making it better for the job than compared to others food related objects, such as banana’s.


Cool cucumber
But let’s talk more about the first reason.
You’ll never look at cucumbers the same way


To use it, simply grab it from your fridge, place a condom on it, add lube if needed and go to town. Other than maybe rinsing it really good prior to use, there’s nothing for prepping it.
Brushing melted butter on a freshly baked homemade biscuit


Banana
Homemade biscuits call for just six ingredients: all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, butter, and milk. And then more butter once they’re finished baking because of course we need more butter.
While not as sturdy as a cucumber, banana’s work well as a second option. The downfall is that banana’s go soft pretty quick, but in a hurry it works and it’s shaped similar to the real thing, so bonus points.


Banana vs vibrator
I mentioned that these biscuits are easy so do not be alarmed by all the tips that I have for you below. These biscuits are easy, but technique matters and I want to arm you with all the information that you need so that you can make these easily and have them come out perfectly the very first time.


If you can, use a banana that hasn’t become ripe yet as it will be firmer, place a condom on it and start your fun. You will want to wash the peel first to ensure it’s clean. You should pay attention to the end as well, they can be sharp.
The tips are simple but important, and while some more seasoned bakers already know them, I want to give everyone an even playing field.


Hairbrush
Homemade Biscuit Dough
This is an object that most people have laying around, if not several. It’s not food so it won’t go stale, and the handles are usually stiff so you won’t have to worry about it going soft!


hairbrush dildo
TIPS FOR MAKING HOMEMADE BISCUITS
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
The butter and milk for this recipe need to be as cold as possible for fluffy and soft biscuits. I freeze my butter before using it and recommend keeping the milk in the refrigerator right up until it’s time to add it to the dry ingredients.
Don’t overwork the dough! Keep in mind that you want your butter to stay as cold as possible when making these biscuits, and the more you have your hands on the dough the softer the butter will become. Definitely don’t use an electric mixer for this recipe.
We’re going to do a little bit of laminating. This means folding the dough over itself multiple times (5-6 times here) to encourage flaky layers in our biscuits. You can watch the video below to see exactly how this is done.
Don’t use a rolling pin, use your hands to gently work the dough into a flat rectangle before cutting out your biscuits.
Don’t be afraid to add flour to the dough if it’s too sticky while you are handling it (and make sure to work on a lightly floured surface).
Visual clue: If you look at the pre-baked biscuit below, you’ll see that you can actually see the butter pieces in the dough. This is what you want, the ingredients won’t be well-combined like with a cookie dough and seeing bits of butter means you’ve actually done everything right here. Hooray!


For use, simply wash it as usual to ensure it’s clean, and place a condom over it. You are ready to go!
Buttery biscuit dough cut into 2 3/4" rounds


Electric Toothbrush
A FEW NOTES ON BUTTER IN HOMEMADE BISCUITS
If you don’t have a hairbrush, or you don’t like the texture of the handle, an electric toothbrush is another alternative. You can use your electric toothbrush as a makeshift vibrator to really arouse your clit, or add some kick and insert it.
The butter is possibly the most important part of this recipe, and the way you handle it can make or break your homemade biscuits.


where's the electric toothbrush
While you can certainly use a pastry cutter to cut your butter into the dry ingredients, I recommend freezing your butter for about 30 minutes before beginning. Then, use a box grater to grate the butter before combining this in with your dry ingredients.


For use, you should wash it, then place a condom over it like any other object. As it can be sharp, you should avoid being forceful
I use this technique in my scone recipes and highly recommend it with these biscuits, too. Not only is it much easier than using a pastry cutter, but it does a great job of finely shredding and distributing the butter throughout the mixture without overworking the butter (remember, you want to manage the butter as little as possible so that it’s as cold as possible when going into the oven).

Alternatively you could also use a food processor (like I do with my pie crust recipe), but it’s just so easy to grate in the butter that I always use this method instead.

And yes, I do recommend using unsalted butter in this recipe and then adding salt. If you want to know more about why I write my recipes this way, you can read all about it (and an easy substitution if you only have salted butter on hand) in this post that I wrote about salted vs unsalted butter.

A buttery soft homemade biscuit in a basket

I know I’ve mentioned to you guys a few times that I’ve been working on a baking contest/challenge/I’m really not sure what to call it, but I’m planning a post where I encourage all of you to bake along with me. The goal is to get people baking recipes they may have not tried before, and I’m encouraging everyone to share their results for a chance to win a small prize.

Well, today’s homemade biscuit recipe is essentially the base for the baking challenge that I’ll be sharing in exactly one week, so take this as a hint that making today’s recipe is a great way to get a jump start for the challenge!

To make sure you’re among the first to be notified of all new recipes and baking challenges, make sure you’re subscribed to my e-mail list. It’s free, and you get a free e-book of 8 of my favorite cookie recipes.

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BPredicting when we will be in the mood is not always possible, so it’s hard to be ready all the time. When you are suddenly taken over by the mood, but don’t have your handy toy with you, there are other ways of enjoying the moment.  You  might not have your toy with you because you’re on vacation or maybe you’re too embarrassed to buy one or maybe you just want to try a dildo for the first time and see if it’s for you. Maybe you’re trying to explore your g-spot?  If you want to try find your g-spot, my g-spot vibrator article can help you hit the right spot.

There are many different instances where getting caught with a dildo could be embarrassing such as could you imagine getting caught with a vibrator or dildo by airport security?

Or maybe someone finds your hidden dildo?

discreet vibrator

The first thing I want to do though is to go over health concerns.

Avoid infection – use a condom. The reason is that there could be bacteria on any of the objects you use and you’re sticking them in a very private part so you want to make sure you don’t get some sort of bacterial infection down there. Avoid breakage. The other consideration is that if you’re in the throes of passion, the object you’re using as a dildo could break and you could end up with some sort of object stuck in there which could make for a very awkward emergency room visit. Avoid pointy items. Surely it goes without saying but don’t put anything that’s pointy that can scratch your insides. Only use smooth objects. So now it’s diy dildo time. You simply have to be creative and make your own dildo! Below are some ways to make homemade dildos from everyday objects, and some advice on how to safely use them.

cheeky wink model It’s awkward wink time

Cucumber If you are home, don’t have a toy and really in the mood this is one fruit that works great. You will find the best homemade dildos are those that resemble the real deal, long and round. Cucumbers are stiff and sturdy, making it better for the job than compared to others food related objects, such as banana’s.

Cool cucumber You’ll never look at cucumbers the same way

To use it, simply grab it from your fridge, place a condom on it, add lube if needed and go to town. Other than maybe rinsing it really good prior to use, there’s nothing for prepping it.

Banana While not as sturdy as a cucumber, banana’s work well as a second option. The downfall is that banana’s go soft pretty quick, but in a hurry it works and it’s shaped similar to the real thing, so bonus points.

Banana vs vibrator

If you can, use a banana that hasn’t become ripe yet as it will be firmer, place a condom on it and start your fun. You will want to wash the peel first to ensure it’s clean. You should pay attention to the end as well, they can be sharp.

Hairbrush This is an object that most people have laying around, if not several. It’s not food so it won’t go stale, and the handles are usually stiff so you won’t have to worry about it going soft!

hairbrush dildo Desperate times call for desperate measures!

For use, simply wash it as usual to ensure it’s clean, and place a condom over it. You are ready to go!

Electric Toothbrush If you don’t have a hairbrush, or you don’t like the texture of the handle, an electric toothbrush is another alternative. You can use your electric toothbrush as a makeshift vibrator to really arouse your clit, or add some kick and insert it.

where's the electric toothbrush

For use, you should wash it, then place a condom over it like any other object. As it can be sharp, you should avoid being forceful